I can drink a lot of you, Magnetron.
Just invented the Hopslam Green Bean Casserole. Applying for trademarks now.
They put this cloudy IPA into a PBR glass and it's super floral.
Merry Christmas to me. The best 14 dollar hot dog I've ever eaten in an airport!
This cat is looking at me.
I watched some guys install some appliances today. I've earned this one.
Who wants to celebrate 2016!?
I waited in line zero minutes for these free pretzels.
Spotted Cow Grand Cru. Spotted COW Grand Cru... Get it!? :/
Procatstination. ProCATStination. Get it!?
Figaro. FIGaro... Get it!?
Life is all about Change, guys.
#fofuckingbab. Let's do this.
Still pregaming #fobab. Still making bad decisions.
Getting a bit of #fobab prep.
Bring me my torta and no one will be harmed!
Off Color: You Never Take Me Anywhere Nice Zwickel Lager, flows right off the tongue!
Set up at the bar to watch some #cubs. Apparently they're in the World Series!
There's a stray keg of 3 Floyd's Pride and Joy here and I found it!
Distorting the Luponics again for the third time.
Drinking this next because everything is terrible.
Another beer on the crawl.
Always drink beer that is lit from behind. It tastes better.
SPOILER ALERT: this comic never gets better.