Do not for a minute assume that this beer is yours. #doubleipa
Day drinking day off. Don't email me.
Guess this beer and win a FREE chest bump*! - (*find me to redeem)
Gotta run to the Jewels; pick up a few things.
If I had a Camaro, I would definitely prefer it to be Chocolate flavored.
*insert 2013 Hopslam picture here*
#fofuckingbab. Let's do this.
Everyone knows that triangle cut pizza is superior, but this beer is pretty good anyway.