The best barrels have tap handles on them.
Newsflash: I was in the shower 19 minutes ago.
The beer before this was a Hazy Sour NE IPA but it was so ugly I couldn't make you look at it.
Some crazy guy left this in my fridge, so I'm gonna drink it.
SHOWDOWN: Santa vs. Unicorn! You decide!
Turns out if you print out a photo of Ray, you can drink beer with him whenever you want!
Can only slightly get fresher than this.
Nothing rhymes with orange, but this beer rhymes with ballerina.