My better half brought her better half this Better Half.
Found a beer in the back of the fridge that's older than some of your dogs and kids and almost all of your AB InBev buyouts.
Three-day-old beer from a cave.
Work beers are better than work waters.
I could totally drink like seven of these.
My garage fridge is now cooler than your fridge (Possibly it might not be literally cooler).
"Chicago is the black lake, deep as a whistling mile" - google says no one ever said this until now.
Breakfast beer at Lula Cafe.
I'll call this one, "Waiting for Tacos."
Vallejo is one of my favorite cans.
Drinking something hazy for lunch. Bet you can't tell where.